starllex:

A haiku:

Hey yo Ice Cream man!

Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!

Wow okay fuck you. 

ohyousillypotato:

how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

teendisasterr:

i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly

gymleaderfrank:

If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.

hungarian:

guys who get really competitive in gym are so scary like it’s just high school gym why are u soo angry that u lost a game of volleyball

theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that